The Ongoing Misadventures and Travails of the Chicken Known as Soapy

Soapy is a Virus

Soapy the Chicken is no ordinary cartoon character. There is more to his blank, stupefying stare than may at first be readily apparent. Soapy is a virus… a bird flu if you will. In fact, by viewing this website, you may have already be infected.

This infection does not involve coughing up your lungs or having your skin develop festering boils, fortunately. No, this infection causes you to draw Soapy the Chicken on any surface that will soak in the pungent ink of a sharpie marker… to spray paint Soapy on the sides of train cars… to crochet Soapy the Chicken voodoo dolls… to cover the world with his heroically moronic iconic visage.

Much like the WWII virus Kilroy, Soapy spreads around through bathroom stalls and alley walls… he could lurk anywhere. If you see Soapy around, please send us photos of him so we can keep track of him or add them yourself to the photo sharing site Flickr with the tag SoapySightings.

53 comments

53 Comments so far

  1. Picasso and Monet November 3rd, 2008 8:20 am

    This is so f***ing funny its not even f***ing funny

  2. Picasso and Monet November 3rd, 2008 8:20 am

    I love soapy the chicken

  3. Picasso and Monet November 3rd, 2008 8:22 am

    I am awesome and so is picasso but not as much, well kinda he is but i guess he cant compete with me:P Monet but we both love soapy the chicken, he is the s*x and i love him..cough…we love him…cough

  4. Picasso and Monet November 3rd, 2008 8:23 am

    Soapy

  5. Picasso and Monet November 3rd, 2008 8:23 am

    art class with girard

  6. Picasso and Monet November 3rd, 2008 8:25 am

    I think..cough..we think..cough that miss girard is an alcohlic and and a crazzy and a freak but a kewl sopay person

  7. Picasso and Monet November 3rd, 2008 8:25 am

    i think picasso is a freak

  8. Picasso and Monet November 3rd, 2008 8:26 am

    but so am i..cough..yes yes i am…cough

  9. Picasso and Monet November 3rd, 2008 8:27 am

    Hello again, we are back! hope you didnt miss us..because we missed you

  10. Picasso and Monet November 3rd, 2008 8:27 am

    i think that i love soup..cough…we love soup..cough

  11. Picasso and Monet November 3rd, 2008 8:28 am

    Soapy The Chicken is my s*xy lady..cough. our s*xy lady..cough

  12. Picasso and Monet November 3rd, 2008 8:29 am

    i bet you no is even gonna look at this..cough we will..cough

  13. Picasso and Monet November 3rd, 2008 8:29 am

    Omg we have to leave for 2 mins because of com tech but no worries we’l be back

  14. Picasso and Monet November 3rd, 2008 8:32 am

    WE ARE BACK!! im soo glad that you stayed around..cough we are so glad that you stayed around..cough chickens in our mouths.. with soap! soapy the chicken in the attic with our brothers, what are they doing in the attic..having s*x bahahaahaaah

  15. Picasso and Monet November 3rd, 2008 8:32 am

    WE ARE BACK!! im soo glad that you stayed around..cough we are so glad that you stayed around..cough chickens in our mouths.. with soap! soapy the chicken in the attic with our brothers, what are they doing in the attic..having s*x bahahaahaaah

  16. Picasso and Monet November 3rd, 2008 8:32 am

    WHERE IS VAN GOGH? and…cough…and michalangelo..cough

  17. Picasso and Monet November 3rd, 2008 8:33 am

    Bruce is an idiot.. and a douche, everyone hates him

  18. Picasso and Monet November 3rd, 2008 8:34 am

    I hate him..cough we hate him..cough..everyone hates him..cough

  19. Picasso and Monet November 3rd, 2008 8:35 am

    * remember there is no i in team but there is a “me”

  20. Picasso and Monet November 3rd, 2008 8:35 am

    Brandon is weird and stupid

  21. Picasso not monet because she is on the computer beside me November 3rd, 2008 8:37 am

    hi monet wassup im am sitting beside you

  22. Picasso not monet because she is on the computer beside me November 3rd, 2008 8:37 am

    i think monet is super kewl

  23. Monet and not picasso because he is now on the computer beside me November 3rd, 2008 8:38 am

    i think that picasso is kewl

  24. Monet and not picasso because he is now on the computer beside me November 3rd, 2008 8:38 am

    hi picasso yup im sitting beside you

  25. Picasso not monet because she is on the computer beside me November 3rd, 2008 8:38 am

    say nopey to dopey

  26. Monet and not picasso because he is now on the computer beside me November 3rd, 2008 8:39 am

    i think that people will much enjoy our convo for them

  27. Picasso not monet because she is on the computer beside me November 3rd, 2008 8:40 am

    u do so do i!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    leave the pot to the potheads

  28. Monet and not picasso because he is now on the computer beside me November 3rd, 2008 8:40 am

    You tell it like it is picasso

  29. Picasso not monet because she is on the computer beside me November 3rd, 2008 8:41 am

    i will wow class is over in like 7 minutes then its lunch yah

  30. Picasso not monet because she is on the computer beside me November 3rd, 2008 8:42 am

    im out monet tty in a second

  31. Picasso and Monet and Van Gogh and Michalangelo November 3rd, 2008 10:51 am

    OMG WERE BACK ADN WE HAVE THE WHOLE FOUR-O so did you miss us? once again we missed you alot, do you have ne idea who we are..well then that makes all of this!! so picasso is still sittinbg beside me and van gogh is beside my other side and van goh is besides picassos other side ! its ok we no that you wanna comment on this but you cant becuase we wont let you. we are the great eyes and we are always watching, soapythechicken be my lover pls:)

  32. Monet at home without picasso or van gogh or michalangelo November 3rd, 2008 3:06 pm

    omg im back but i kinda sucks cuz m all alone..but im also talkingon the phone right now wioth my lover…..Jonny<3<3 omg picasso were art thow

  33. picasso at home alone talking to myself November 3rd, 2008 4:10 pm

    OMG monet im home alone and i am sad cuz theres is noone talk to .I cant wait for comm tech tommorow and art class but mostly comm tech so we can do some more of this.Well i best be hittin the old dusty trail bye!!!!

  34. admin November 3rd, 2008 8:04 pm

    Are you guys the Teenage Mutant Shogun Lampreys? Thanks for all the fun comments. Guernica is some kick-ass cartooning, Picasso.

  35. Picasso and Monet November 4th, 2008 7:47 am

    YOU ARE SO WELCOME
    we wish that you can all enjoy this soapy cartoon. we hope you all die from laughing

  36. Monet and not picasso because hes on the computer beside me November 4th, 2008 7:49 am

    Hows it going people im so sorry that you actualy had to wait until today to get some new fresh material. Todays topic is the people we hate….stand by for the following

  37. picasso .P.s monet is beside me November 4th, 2008 7:52 am

    Picasso
    /\/\/\/\/\
    | |
    | (o) (o)|
    | ; |
    | |
    \_______/

  38. picasso .P.s monet is beside me November 4th, 2008 7:52 am

    i am so much cooler then monet jk jk jk jk

  39. Monet and not picasso because hes on the computer beside me November 4th, 2008 7:56 am

    A list of the people that we hate
    -Bruce
    -Brandon
    -stupid people
    -Noel
    -people with glasses except for Picasso and Van Gogh because they are my friends and they are actually really kewl. too bad that you guys dont know him!!
    -People who spell there name in lower case letters
    ex. oConnor..it should be OConnor
    -famous people that shouldnt be famous ex Zac Efron

  40. Monet and not picasso because hes on the computer beside me November 4th, 2008 7:56 am

    NO NO PICASSO AND MONET ARE BOTH EQUALLY KEWL

  41. Monet and not picasso because hes on the computer beside me November 4th, 2008 7:58 am

    And btw we are not that teenage something somethnig..we are Picasso and Monet

  42. picasso at home alone talking to myself November 4th, 2008 8:00 pm

    f’ing straight monet

  43. Picasso and Monet November 5th, 2008 7:41 am

    OMG WE ARE SO KEWL LIKE NO ONE NOS

    i think that spiderman is the bast superhero ever
    superman sucks badass

  44. Picasso and Monet November 5th, 2008 8:18 am

    we ment *best

  45. Picasso and Monet November 5th, 2008 8:19 am

    So how are all you guys doing
    we havent talked to you guys in like a million years
    Picasso and i think that it would be more benifitail if yo talked with us

  46. picasso at home alone talking to myself November 7th, 2008 7:19 pm

    omg guys im so srry we justforgot bout you guys weve bin so busy in art class and comm tech we just dint make time for the ppl that really matter to us.YOU

  47. mjkj November 18th, 2008 8:26 am

    dont drop the soap

  48. Monet is back wth a friend!!! November 20th, 2008 7:18 am

    OMG i ambback im so sorry thti havent been aroundin a while it is pretty sad. but yea im just hear to say that this i s a remarcable day because the bruce that we all know and hate is going to be dumped by one of the bestest girls in d world HE TOTALY DOESNT DESERVE HER SHES THE SHIT ! i no that this is really exciting news and also that i am going to now drive him to the mooon and leave him there and kristen (the hot girlie )is going to come and we are goign to put him in a time capselle and send him to the sun.. in a forever pit of fire there he will burn!!!! F*** the ground he stands on!

  49. picasso November 20th, 2008 7:33 am

    dam str8 monet

  50. admin November 20th, 2008 7:42 am

    Glad to have you back, fellas. Fuck fucking Bruce, that fucking fucker. Good luck with the lady, Monet.

  51. piasso December 9th, 2008 9:50 am

    you tell it like it fucking is admin

  52. picasso December 9th, 2008 9:55 am

    bruce is going to go play on the freeway

  53. picasso n monet December 9th, 2008 9:58 am

    …he was late for this class and the sub teacher asked him what the hell he was doing and he answered ….stupid ass answer and the teacher said GOOD slammed the door on him and his friend and yelled GO PLAY ON THE FREEWAY!!

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