{"id":304,"date":"2008-10-08T22:23:08","date_gmt":"2008-10-09T05:23:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soapythechicken.com\/?p=304"},"modified":"2008-10-08T22:41:14","modified_gmt":"2008-10-09T05:41:14","slug":"112-ramblin-al-on-mortality-part-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.soapythechicken.com\/?p=304","title":{"rendered":"#112: Ramblin&#8217; Al on Mortality, Part Two"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/soapythechicken.com\/strips\/soapy0112.jpg\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/soapythechicken.com\/strips\/soapy0112_700wide.jpg\" name=\"#112: Ramblin' Al on Mortality, Part Two\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Click the above image to embiggen.<\/p>\n<p>The election will happen November 4th. Who will you vote for? Support your candidate by putting their below banner on your website, blog, social networking site, or ass. Consider it your own virtual lawn sign.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/soapythechicken.com\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/soapythechicken.com\/banners\/votemallard.gif\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/soapythechicken.com\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/soapythechicken.com\/banners\/votemallard_200wide.gif\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/soapythechicken.com\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/soapythechicken.com\/banners\/votequackers.gif\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/soapythechicken.com\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/soapythechicken.com\/banners\/votequackers_200wide.gif\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We have also provided a banner for one of the third party candidates in case you like losing:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/soapythechicken.com\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/soapythechicken.com\/banners\/votefrog.gif\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/soapythechicken.com\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/soapythechicken.com\/banners\/votefrog_200wide.gif\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Click the above image to embiggen. The election will happen November 4th. Who will you vote for? Support your candidate by putting their below banner on your website, blog, social networking site, or ass. Consider it your own virtual lawn &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.soapythechicken.com\/?p=304\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-downloads","category-soapy_the_chicken"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soapythechicken.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soapythechicken.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soapythechicken.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soapythechicken.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soapythechicken.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=304"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.soapythechicken.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":310,"href":"https:\/\/www.soapythechicken.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions\/310"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soapythechicken.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soapythechicken.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soapythechicken.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}