{"id":373,"date":"2008-11-04T22:34:01","date_gmt":"2008-11-05T05:34:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soapythechicken.com\/?p=373"},"modified":"2008-11-04T22:34:01","modified_gmt":"2008-11-05T05:34:01","slug":"election-report-4-1130pm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.soapythechicken.com\/?p=373","title":{"rendered":"Election Report #4: 11:30PM"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"polls-2\" class=\"wp-polls\">\n\t\t<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Who do you vote for as the leading character in this comic strip?<br>(Please choose one answer, noting that the bottom four are irrelevant)<\/strong><\/p><div id=\"polls-2-ans\" class=\"wp-polls-ans\"><ul class=\"wp-polls-ul\">\n\t\t<li>Tech Toad: Write-In Candidate <small>(47%, 1,000,000,003 Votes)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 47%;\" title=\"Tech Toad: Write-In Candidate (47% | 1,000,000,003 Votes)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<li>Frog the Frog: Independent <small>(0%, 7 Votes)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 0%;\" title=\"Frog the Frog: Independent (0% | 7 Votes)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<li>Art Smalls: Genius Party <small>(0%, 0 Votes)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 1%;\" title=\"Art Smalls: Genius Party (0% | 0 Votes)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<li>Froodle Flopendoodle: Genocide Party <small>(0%, 0 Votes)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 1%;\" title=\"Froodle Flopendoodle: Genocide Party (0% | 0 Votes)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<li>The Sock Puppet: Highest Bidder Party <small>(0%, 3 Votes)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 0%;\" title=\"The Sock Puppet: Highest Bidder Party (0% | 3 Votes)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<li>I. Waddles Mallard: Right Thinking Party <small>(47%, 1,000,000,001 Votes)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 47%;\" title=\"I. Waddles Mallard: Right Thinking Party (47% | 1,000,000,001 Votes)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<li>Quackers the Duck: Smarty Party <small>(47%, 1,000,000,002 Votes)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 47%;\" title=\"Quackers the Duck: Smarty Party (47% | 1,000,000,002 Votes)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<\/ul><p style=\"text-align: center;\">Total Voters: <strong>2,147,483,647<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n\t\t<input type=\"hidden\" id=\"poll_2_nonce\" name=\"wp-polls-nonce\" value=\"52ea387bec\" \/>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"polls-2-loading\" class=\"wp-polls-loading\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.soapythechicken.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-polls\/images\/loading.gif\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" alt=\"Loading ...\" title=\"Loading ...\" class=\"wp-polls-image\" \/>&nbsp;Loading ...<\/div>\n\n<p>Please do your civic duty and vote for our new cartoon czar!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/soapythechicken.com\/strips\/soapy_election_coverage04.jpg\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please do your civic duty and vote for our new cartoon czar!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-soapy_the_chicken"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soapythechicken.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soapythechicken.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soapythechicken.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soapythechicken.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soapythechicken.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=373"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.soapythechicken.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":375,"href":"https:\/\/www.soapythechicken.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions\/375"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soapythechicken.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soapythechicken.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soapythechicken.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}